I usually post from work :s

Runs the marathon to the very last mile

go to the cops

if its over $500 its a felony, put that sucker away in the big house

"What you in for peewee?"
"...I killed a cop"

mixes aluminum and iron oxide and melts staircases

is staring trying to figure how I got in them jeans

and if they're about to blow

will be lynched for singing "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" to the bride and groom at the reception

is that dirty ass-monkeys or dirty-ass monkeys or dirty-ass-monkeys

if Paul Krugman publishes his column in Hungary this law makes sense

will program a Torquez adviser who will sell you stuff on the black market

as you haul down St. George's cross to avoid offending the new owners

half this country is intent on sucking money out the other half, or printing it, or borrowing it from China; and stomping out the idea of God; and placing some laws beyond the reach of elected officials; and destroying the idea that industrial production should keep pace with population growth ("emissions controls" actually try to turn the clock BACK)--and its the same people FOR all that, and teh same people AGAINST all that, so yeah I think we can have a civil war again.

I dont think we will get that high in 40 years, we'll have a civil war before then

would like to see weeping angels riding Daleks like circus ponies doing handstands and backflips on account of Daleks can only see straight ahead and have a nice power source to snack on