i just hope "Lost House of Cammarese" sounds exactly like "Greensleeves"

Paul Drake said "Well, Perry, I don't know how the devil you pulled that off.  Brella Dyce has made a full confession.  Denver Atwood is a fugitive but will probably be picked up at the Mexican border before nightfall.   Hamilton Burger has withdrawn all charges against Nobel Hampton and he'll be released this afternoon."

Perry Mason said, "It was simple question of physics, Paul.  That is, simple when I stopped doubting my own client.

"Della, I want a sign for my office: BELIEVE YOUR CLIENT.  When an attorney fails to have faith and trust in his client, then he should hang up his law license."

Della Street said, "You have two on each wall and another as a desk pad."

Perry Mason said, "Order one as a rug then."

Paul Drake said, "But Perry, I still don't see how you could believe Noel Hampton and not our two lovebirds."

Perry Mason said,

"A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation.
In the Federal Court today Justice John Nicholas ruled that the woman was injured during her

"Wouldn't be better to plot the highs and the lows of every station and then not measure averages but the movement within those targets? I mean, if station A has a historical high of 46C but also had years that occured where it never got above 20C, seeing a year where the average was 39C might see it above average but nowhere near the hottest on record (Yo, Global Warming. Imma let you finish, but Venus has the best greenhouse of ALL TIME)."

You're thinking like flatearther denier..."Show me the data"...only a denier would demand the data!! You have the consensus! That's enough! Obey!

Unlike the Ozone Layer crisis, which could be measured by taking a UV meter outdoors anywhere on earth and comparing your reading with the one from 1950, the Global Warming Theory is only seen by running meteorological data into a computer that corrects for errors you would make if you did it with books and a roll of butcher paper, for instance, giving each thermometer reading equal weight.  You noob; clearly some air temperature is more equal than others.

Anyhow they CAN'T try your stone age antiscience method of comparing station by station.  See back when Stalin was trying to kill 3 million invading Germans, he noticed his aircraft kept vanishing behind friendly lines.  This was because his pilots had to make journeys over a thousand miles on schedule - or people got shot for inefficiency- but the USSR didn't have enough weather stations to give accurate readings for 1000 miles.   So Stalin gave the job of tracking weather in the USSR to the military.  Which they did up to 1991.  Then 2/3 of their weather stations were closed.  So we don't HAVE the same weather station reports from that 1/8th of the earth's surface.  Don't worry, the Global Warming Batcomputer can "correct" the averages for this human error.

we walk in harmony with the Great Spirit
/slams down plunger

but you won't know from that which were high school and which were primary school teachers.

dont put it down to laziness

as a legal professional your time is worth money

you get paid to type good

nobody here is paying

so skru dem

no one wants to comment on the traditions of my people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

hey I bet EU rules mean you'd have the right to import German sex workers for conjugal visits

I'd rather see it compressed into a montage like the baptism scene from The Godfather

>>solicitation is only recently become illegal in norway, punished usually by 2000$ fine<<

haha see but Justinian would be confined because he's gonna go right back out and reoffend

well American law descended from British law
and British law was full of bastards
so we forbade that sort of crap
until we started a generational war with Al Qaeda

IN MY DAY they still studied the trial of William Penn in school.  The Brits wanted him convicted of unlawful assembly and when the jury wouldn't convict him they were held without food and water til they gave a verdict the judge liked.  Penn's dad was a royal favorite and helped him get permission to move to America where he founded Pennsylvania.  His example was remembered until the day Americans could write their own  rules about trials.