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>>Lets just all go apeshit when Putin annexes a province that actually wants to be in the Russian Federation, without firing a shot.

If that were true they would have done it without being invaded.  I also find it amusing you can talk about the EU standing apart from the Russia Federation, when we all know historically that Europe belongs in the Russian sphere of influence.

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(4 replies, posted in General)

death

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(2 replies, posted in General)

Your input solicited!

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

Dude.  The computer knows what you have, and the computer can be made to share that info.

LIKE I SAID, when you have actual cards you have fixed odds.  With simulated cards the odds are approximated, by a machine, by someone's direction.

OOOH I lob accusations against casinos! Ooooohhhh! I better watch out! Hang on, knock at my doo

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

zarf lets play poker

you have a king of hearts, king of clubs, king of spades, and the ace of diamonds and ace of hearts.

I bet $20

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(1 replies, posted in Politics)

he's the student being tutored


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWd1emSBHo

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

you're holding out Nevada as a model of honest gambling?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

get him outta here! get him outta here!

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

COME ON

YOU KNOW WHO REGULATES CASINOS IN NEVADA

badabing

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

i dont think theres any domestic regulated online poker in the US
and I still don't support it because you're still trusting some goof you don't see, tell you that he dealt cards fairly, and tell you he isn't watching everybodys hand

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

that's why I come down against online poker.  It's like playing by telephone and somebody tells you what you are holding and what they are holding and they SWEAR they won't take advantage of you.  It's worse than that even, because when you have a physical deck of 52 cards there are precise odds at work, but the program just approximates those odds if run honestly, and there's no barrier to producing a deck with 5 aces  or missing the 8 of clubs or whatever.

But people yell at me that NO it's an HONEST FORIEGN ANONYMOUS FINANCIAL TRANSACTION.  I should sell them shares in Putin's lemonade stand in City Square in Sevastopol

what about skunks, they're not toting cubic tons of stink but you can smell them a mile off

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

Anybody who read "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" would see many things similar, especially the stupidity of the Western democracies.

Of course Putin isn't Hitler! Hitler wanted all Europe, and Putin just wants Russia to be #1! Of course he'll stop! It's really of no interest to the United States whether the old Soviet Union is reconstituted by military force...

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos … 7172_n.jpg

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

+1 zarf

since they both know karate maybe we can end this with Thunderdome

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

those people are spinning in Hell, tormented by visions of the US government bailouts

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

I have been called insane for saying Putin could be beaten, everybody else online in America is saying OMG WAR WITH RUSSIA like we didn't plan for it for fifty years

But now we see the invincible Russian war machine demand that Ukrainian soldiers surrender or face TEH STORM

and these troops, cut off, isolated, their officers largely defected, looked within themselves and found the true spirit of the soldier

they are sitting on their asses smoking, doing nothing and not obeying orders

and making Russia look stupid.  I look for that admiral to be transferred to Irkutsk which is an inland city

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

except schniepel that would basically be saying "OK Ukraine you can be Chernobyl and everything downstream of Chernobyl and that part gets the debts, we get all these people and their juicy natural resources.  FOAD poverty-stricken bastards"

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(4 replies, posted in Politics)

He makes more sense than the dopes who want legal pot and concealed carry

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The Randbunnies declare that Ukraine is in Russia's sphere of influence so they can rape what they like

well now we need the contrary view

you didn't answer me. awesome arguments for my view are a google search away.  you ran screaming like yellowdog swine at my approach.  I win!  I stand undefeated, winning by knockout, default, and unanimous decision.

Mister Spock wrote:

Another casualty of the "drug war" lining CIA and other ruling-class pockets with their monopoly of the black-market price-inflated drug trade.

If Philip Seymour Hoffman could have bought his heroin at Walgreens he'd know the dosage and not have overdosed. [Edit: Not technically "overdosed"--It'd be pure and he wouldn't have been killed by unknown additives].


Yes the tragic peril of "unknown additives"  -- the stuff you pump in ya when you're so high you can't tell what you're injecting anymore!

Philip Seymour Hoffman died from an overdose of both uppers and downers, including heroin, cocaine, amphetamines and benzodiazepines, the New York medical examiner concluded Friday.

The death was ruled accidental, and the official cause was listed as acute mixed drug intoxication.

Hoffman, 46, one of the most acclaimed actors of his generation, was found dead in his New York apartment Feb. 2 with a syringe in his arm.

— with the Associated Press

First published February 28th 2014, 1:00 pm

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/med … ers-n41466

Go to Walgreens? 

Jackball coulda BEEN a Walgreens!

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(78 replies, posted in Politics)

Our Beloved President corrects you Little Paul

it was an uncontested arrival

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(22 replies, posted in Community)

But primo, you're the only Firetruck on the internet sad

WB Lizzy

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

Little Paul wrote:

Chinese and the mob really needs cryptocurrency or an alternative. It will be interesting if bit coin will be that currency or if it will be something else...


nothing edible

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(22 replies, posted in Politics)

maybe

but its also possible they didn't like how the 21 million bitcoins were distributed

so they hacked themselves

get undesirable customers to sell out for peanuts

then come back with the "right" customer base and enhanced values

It's also possible.

This is why I oppose online poker.  Because there is no such thing as "honest private overseas anonymous financial transactions"

NO

SUCH

THING