"Real quick, got a few holes and historical inaccuracies? I'd love to see/discuss them a bit."
Yeah, I could give some.
For example, there's no historical, geological or archaeological evidence for the Deluge or big flood as described in the Bible. The only thing that comes close is the breaking of the Bosporus, changing the Black sea into a saltwater sea, while it was a lake before that. But that happened quite some time before people even started to settle, or even knew how to make a large ship 
I should give myself some more time to come up with others (perhaps after wednesday, when my uberimportant assignment is done)
"we know we must focus on them all. Its not a "pick and choose" book"
That's exactly what it is. Every book in the new testament was valued and then added or rejected, making it a very filtered version. There are a lot of apocryphe testaments, like the one of Magdalena, or Peter or Thomas. So it's exactly a "pick and choose" book.
""evolution is hocus-pocus and hand waving. Bring me a fossil record, bring me proof... And yet we accept it so freely. I know that micro-evolution occurs, I don't have a problem with that. But macro stands on weak, weak ground.""
Oh, and there's solid proof for creationism? The only thing that comes even close to prove it is the existance of the rivers "tigris" and "euphrates". Accepting the existance of DNA and DNA alterations (like with the creation of a new genetic being, or less positive cancer), is evolution on a small scale. Accepting that, is accepting evolutionism. It's true that we don't know everything about it yet and that there are serious question marks to resolve. Creationism on the other hand is nothing more then bogus. I don't understand why people still believe in it, when the alternative doesn't exclude a deist view (and thus a religious view) on the matter. Believing in creationism is not listening to arguements and locking yourself up in a non-existant mentally projected world..