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we have been stamped by the seal of h8 x(
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Anakin suddenly found the ballet a great deal more interesting than Palpatine's face. "I ... don't know any more."
"It is said that if one could every entirely comprehend a grain of sand- really, truly understand everything about it- one would, at the same time, entirely comprehend the universe. Who's to say that a Sith, by looking inward, sees less than a Jedi does by looking out?"
"The Jedi- the Jedi are good. That's the difference. I don't care who sees what."
"What the Jedi are," Palpatine said gently, "is a group of very powerful beings you consider to be your comrades. And you are loyal to your friends; I have known that for as long as I have known you, and I admire you for it. But are your friends loyal to you?"
Anakin shot him a sudden frown. "What do you mean?"
"Would a true friend ask you to do something that's wrong?"
Suddenly they were confronted by an irate Han Bolas. "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to watch the ballet!"
"Listen fellow," said Palpatine, "we're having a private con--"
"I can guess what you're having! If you're gonna pop that puppy you don't gotta grease him so much first!"
"WHAT?!" shrieked Anakin. "Wait...WHAT?!"
Palpatine snarled and threw lightning. Han Bolas channeled it into his upraised palm and then farted it harmlessly behind him.
"What the..."
"When you're always right," said Han Bolas, swinging into a 4th-degree kata, "you enjoy the Flawless Dragon Kung Fu!"
Palpatine stunted, then charged. He got his head tucked into his ass, and he tottered blindly down the aisle.
Anakin snapped open his lightsaber and somersaulted over Han Bolas. He swung viciously at his enemy's back. Han Bolas pimp-slapped the energy blade back into Anakin's shoulder. Then he picked up the severed limb, and rendered Anakin into a fragment in need of life support.
He impaled Skywalker through the buttocks, and strode down to get his refund, tripping Palpatine on his way. There was scattered applause.
I've heard FDR let the Japs hit Pearl Harbor because he thought it was physically impossible for a torpedo to run in 70 ft water
but those bastards put wood floats on them so they ran shallow
clever devils
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I guess it never occurred to the "palestinians" that the "two-state solution" made their whole country responsible for bombing stronger countries. Google "pearl harbor"
@The Yell
You're using the prequals as representative of the Star Wars universe. That's like going to a Passover seder and citing the New Testament.
"You have no tact, no restraint!"
"The Word of God requires none. It is THE WORD."
'Shogun', James Clavell
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Arby you clobber him while I prepare to avenge you
Don't use that tripe for any serious guidelines please.
Jedi were morons. Palpatine could phone it in. I mean literally. The openly bad guys, who the Jedi were supposed to know were bad guys, called Palpatine on the phone for orders. Even when the Jedi were like, Huh, that Palpatine should be spied on, they didn't tap his phone. Even John Gotti had more trouble using the phone than Palpatine.
Also Jedi couldn't sense that Anakin was getting laid. Regularly. how psychic do you have to be for that? The guys who work for National Enquirer aren't psychic, and they know who's with Natalie Portman.
Also, remember in the Godfather, Michael Corleone whacks the heads of the 5 families all at once? You know he had to whack them all at once right? He couldn't whack 2 of them and then expect the other 3 to go, "Huh, Don Mace Windu and our chosen one got whacked. I can't understand it. I'm sure it will be OK. Let's go into combat on a hundred different planets guarded by drones provided by suspected outsiders." It took a Jedi to think up that one.
I'm sure Palpatine didn't need Anakin to slaughter the younglings. He just did that to make him feel all sithy. If he wanted to kill Jedi he'd just give them unlimited cake and milk and they'd all eat themselves to death, because Jedi are that stupid.
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Well I guess the Krauts win another one
huh he actually got 4 years
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) — A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.
Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.
Thompson, 59, was convicted last month of four felony courts of indecent exposure for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.
Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the penis pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy.
"It wasn't something I was hiding," he said.
He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.
Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it.
Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.
Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.
Carmelia Brossett, a senior probation officer for the state Department of Corrections, said in a presentencing report that Thompson refused to undergo psychosexual testing.
"Thompson's denial of the offense would likely present difficulty, if not inability for treatment providers to provide meaningful and beneficial sex-offender treatment," she said.
The jury recommended a sentence of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count. The jury foreman has said it was the jury's intent that Thompson serve the full sentence.
Judge C. Allen McCall denied a defense motion asking that Thompson be allowed to remain free pending an appeal. Thompson was also ordered to pay a $40,000 fine.
haha "Yes my prints are on the handle but that doesn't prove anything"
talk about doing "Hard time"
I guess all he can do emigrate to Australia and start over
Well there was that one judge who was caught masturbating with a penis pump while on the bench
but he was fired!
and yeah you wouldn't be wrong to guess most Americans are freaks
No I mean, how do you have no score but one team beat the other team?
An Australian judge has incurred the wrath of child protection and gay rights advocates after stating that incest and pedophilia may no longer be considered taboo – just as gay relationships are now more accepted than they were in the 1950s and 60s.
District Court Judge Garry Neilson was recorded as saying that sexual contact between adults and children or siblings may no longer be regarded by society as “unnatural” or “taboo.”
Just as same-sex relationships were once considered socially unacceptable, “a jury might find nothing untoward in the advance of a brother towards his sister once she had sexually matured, had sexual relationships with other men and was now ‘available,' not having [a] sexual partner,” he said, as quoted by Australia’s Fairfax Media.
Neilson said that the primary reason for incest still being a crime is the high risk of genetic abnormalities in any children born as a result of the relationships.
“But even that falls away to an extent [because] there is such ease of contraception and ready access to abortion,” he said.
He made the comments in April, in the case of a 58-year-old man charged with repeatedly raping his younger sister in 1981 in west Sydney.
The man pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting her when she was 10 or 11 years old in 1973 or 1974, but pleaded not guilty to the 1981 charges when she was 18 and he was 26.
The judge was also found to have given a 55-year-old rapist a lighter sentence because he did not ejaculate inside his young niece or “treat her roughly.” She was 15 and 16 when she was raped in 2007 and 2008.
“His Honor took a favorable view of the most serious offense, count five, because there had been no ejaculation,” Appeal Court Justices Lucy McCallum, Monika Schmidt, and Derek Price wrote in their appeal ruling in March 2013, Australia’s Daily Telegraph reported.
Hetty Johnston – founder of Australian child sexual assault charity Braveheats – wrote to New South Wales Attorney-General Brad Hazzard, calling for Judge Neilson’s suspension.
“It is just the most outrageous statement,” Johnston told the Telegraph. “What sort of decisions has he been making? I think the community deserves to be reassured that this is not a view that is shared among the judiciary.”
Dr. Cathy Kezelman, president of Adults Surviving Child Abuse, told Fairfax Radio Network that Neilson's comments were archaic and “beyond belief.”
She said that profound damage is inflicted upon children when family lines are crossed in incest cases.
“It's finally been spoken about. But attitudes do need to shift. There are still a lot of myths, still a lot of entrenched, very damaging beliefs and that's why we need to speak out about it, attack those myths and educate people, so we're not hearing these outrageous statements,” she said, adding that the attorney-general needs to investigate the issue and that it is necessary to look at the “caliber and awareness” of judges.
Jed Horne, the policy and project officer of the New South Wales Gay and Lesbian Rights Lobby, told Australia's Star Observer that “the comments attributed to the judge are completely unacceptable.”
“Not only do they make a highly offensive comparison between being gay and sexual offences, but they are an affront to members of the community which have experienced sexual abuse in their lives,” he said.
Now that the motherluvin government of Australia has ordered all motherluvers to get with the motherluvin program, we know the truth about you motherluvers and your whole motherluvin island
How does anybody win a 0-0 game? Style? Color of body fat? Yield of milk? Fertility of daughters?
In American schools, dunno your system but here it is like 16 year olds to 18 year olds, if there is a developmentally challenged boy who helped out on the team by getting towels, at the end of the last game of the year, they let him suit up and go on the field, and give him the ball, and everybody runs alongside him but behind him, and he scores, and he thinks he is special.
Nice to see FIFA does that too
its like when people brag about McMahon being the greatest Comeback QB ever...
why'd he have to come back so often
and like that...it was gone
Howard blocked more goal shots than anybody in World cup history!!!
which means our defense sucked
This is racist
everybody knows Americans can't run this long without exploding internal organs
You_Fool wrote:No, I think this is a new invention which the smart forum members are all too idle to prove wrong...
He's been trying this stuff for years. It's been proven before that he doesn't know a thing about math. Making up his own form of math is just ridiculous. It's not based on any foundations. Meaning, it will never work. You can't just "invent" a new math without having some sort of foundation. Sir Isaac Newton created calculus, and it has it's foundations in algebra, which has it's foundations in basic math. You don't have to be a mathematician to understand this.
Its guys like you who missed out on the global warming carbon credit boom
What's more likely
A) US scores a goal on Belgium
B) American-style bench clearing brawl in the last ten minutes
This came up a dead link
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oh well, guess Klinsmann can return to German soil at some point
but at least we held the Krauts to 1 point! Like at Bastogne! /lights cigar, squints through smoke
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