anyway...is it gonna happen?

AFC
will be between my colts (come on guys, manning is back into his routine now, our line is basically a bunch of random guys in blue jerseys right now, if we can pull thru the first 8 games 4-4 we will be one of the strongest teams in the nfl as soon as we are healthy)
then theres the broncos, jags (who thus far have been disappointing), chargers (are the best team in the nfl at getting a crappy start and pulling thru to make the playoffs), patriots are still contenders with that defense, etc. and so forth

NFC
Giants, Cowboys (although once they make it to the playoffs, romo will choke), Eagles, Packers (face it rodgers has done work so far)

others who deserve mentioning
Raiders "will never win while al davis is alive" (very nicely put) give mcfadden and russell a year to mature, and give them some protection and they will be strong
Bears, forget the bears. saying kyle orton>rex grossman is like saying eating shit>eating diarrhea

argues with himself about the difficulties of life

> Little Paul wrote:

> ...its called spam.

this whole thread is spam. no1 listens to the petitions anyway, ive seen petitions grow to 100 in 2 hours and not get any results, soth dont bother bumping this crap

A mccain supporter came up to me on campus wednesday, we spoke for ohhh...5 minutes and he asked me if i would help post a few signs for him around the campus. i said sure why not, he handed me a stack of about 30 just regular 8x11 print offs and a roll of duct tape (which i still have and has already come in useful) i proceeded to pull a sharpie from my book bag, draw a mustache on mccain, draw a speech bubble reading "Wow, I'm sure one old stupid son of a bitch!" and posted on the tree right behind the guy i just talked to. and walked away.

i posted several other similar, (but less appropriate signs) around campus

of course the best part was it had the official stamp on the bottom saying "paid for my the john mccain fund" or whatever the hell its called

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

Defends the solar system

to clarify, not once did i say i plan to stop making fun of Nolio

needs to stick his hand in a bucket of water

whoever the hacker is, please contact me
my msn is [email protected]

id like to make your acquaintance and beat the living hell out of you

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."