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He should get a Medal of Freedom for pharmacological innovation then because over his tenure they kept adding new tests so apparently this guy with only one nut, found a drug regime that helped him, won the Tour de France, figured out it was gonna be tested, skipped it cold turkey, found another drug regime that helped him, didn't break stride, won the Tour De France,  figured out it was gonna be tested, skipped it cold turkey, found another drug regime that helped him, didn't break stride, won the Tour De France, figured out it was gonna be tested, skipped it cold turkey, found another drug regime that helped him, didn't break stride, won the Tour De France, figured out it was gonna be tested, skipped it cold turkey, found another drug regime that helped him, didn't break stride, won the Tour De France.

Also now the #7 rider won the Tour De France cause the first 6 have been barred for doping.

is it two australian nerd lovers?

I was gonna post the Onion article but it would get yanked and anyhow you would probably be guilty of something  if you read it

so I'll just quote the headline

"Queen pissed naked pics of Prince Harry don't show anything good"

A extinct volcano is excavated and webbed with octarine filigree.  Can store up to 100,000 resources without degradation and immune to magic, when powered by a Stasis spell.

The cavern is a physical building on the planet.  The contents are physically located on that planet.  As the planet goes so goes your stuff.

Stasis is basically Create Force Field, but on your cavern.  No 12 week buildup.  Lasts 10 weeks.
The resources are stored in the caverns, but the protective effects are reliant on the spell.
Protected resources cannot be recovered during the spell's effect.
One cavern per planet.

Well, Mama did say to knock you out.
LL Cool J put his

"From what I can see (and I am not American so I may be off) it appears as though the public opinion is more on the "those republican's are crazy ,look at that one guy over there" as opposed to "that one guy is crazy, thank god the republican party has a sensible policy"

Well they are crazy, I think they should take time out to read My Pet Goat and chill

"OH MY GOD IF WE DONT WIN 50 SEATS IN THE SENATE WE CANT OVERTURN OBAMACARE AND ROMNEYS PRESIDENCY WILL BE OVER DAY ONE OMG AMERICA DIES AND NOW THIS ASSHAT CANT WIN AND EVEN IF HE DOES WIN HES AN ASSHAT OMG OMG WERE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED"

I gotta feel for Gorbachev, he must be kicking his ass all day long

"SHIT SHIT SHIT we coulda TAKEN these bitches...SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT...push the button, win win win ...aw DAMN MAN... Andropov was RIGHT"

"As to who is backwards and who is progressive, the hint is in the names of ideologies, conservatives (generally right wing affiliated) is about keeping things the same, progressives (generally left wing affiliated) are about moving forward."

"Q: Are you talking about the distances women have to travel because in parts of the country, abortion is essentially unavailable, because there are so few doctors and clinics that do the procedure? And also, the lack of Medicaid for abortions for poor women?

JUSTICE GINSBURG: Yes, the ruling about that surprised me. [Harris v. McRae

and all of that except circumcision could be reversed.

probably that, too. Hmmmmmm.  They grow skin in a lab for burn victims, they could probably do a foreskin to order. Cue the Six Million dollar man intro...

I think that would incorrect too, since baptism, and circumcision is a full day right there...how you'd cram a ballgame in is crazy

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There is no part of our behavior that can't be modified by conscious effort.
Except trolling.
Punishing trolls is discrimination

No, every aspect of upbringing is correctible.

I think they handled the story wrong tho

they should have given a group interview about it

on a boat on the Colorado River

while they bbq  and innertube

"WOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! USA! USA! USA! <splash>

i think that would have been accepted by the general public

is a male prostitute who likes Insane Clown Posse

(a Jugaloo gigolo)