2,551

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

"because only one guy in 1087 did breake nap and he deleted? and i didn't want to blame the rest of 1087 for it?"

i was insinuating that if you asked for the thread to be closed, then the war was over or ezily would be assumed by most who read that post that it is the case. i can merely assume that col saw this post and thought the same

again to avoid confusion, im not switching subjects but this fact makes the rest of your post irrelevant

2,552

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

> Matrix wrote:

> hmm can i close the thread somehow?
or can only mods do that?


sorry didnt notice this when i first got in this thread.

you say you want the threads closed, then an hour later try to say we vulture?

2,553

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

i apologize

there is no evidence of any real war, and regardless of whether or not a war is in place as long as you have the time to keep hitting us we will keep hitting you. that is not vulturing, that is retaliation

2,554

(58 replies, posted in General)

he can't support himself

2,555

(97 replies, posted in General)

he Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
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6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
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10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

2,556

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

of course not.
we ping pong planets, we want the ping ponging to stop. col has said himself to you (apparently) that if we wanted to hit you guys hard we would've done it long ago. but i know none of our attackers will stand for people to be pests

2,557

(25 replies, posted in General)

the colts have sucked for all bout 4.30 minutes this season. if we play like we just did from here on out, its gonna be tough

2,558

(97 replies, posted in General)

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2,559

(58 replies, posted in General)

i know for a fact masterchief hasnt been around since the phrase "blame nolio" was first uttered

and if it is nolio's existance that brings about the blame of nolio, then it is a result of mommy nolio and daddy nolio, so not his fault

w00t

2,560

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

its not that im jumping, feel free to look back at the posts. you randomly list 5 or 6 things in each post, and each post i pick 1 thing and counter it as generally its lucky if 1 thing is relevant to what i had previously said.

1. nope wasnt aware
2. nope, just saying there isnt really a war. in old times if id saw something like this id call you out on a war block, but no point in bringing that into play as i dont really care
3. is that really a question? of course thats my point

2,561

(25 replies, posted in General)

y is no one else excited?!

2,562

(19 replies, posted in General)

we occasionally buy a qtr cow in steaks, hamburger, etc. for abotu 200$ and eat on it for 4-5 months

2,563

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

if you don't want stuff talked about, please dont call us out as vultures in uni. i let stuff alone until me or my family personally gets called out for something i believe to be untrue, and then well it doesnt get dropped until it has been cleared over

according to infils which col just took,

between panda, exposed, and radical lost a total of 2 planets to 87.

3 of your biggest players lose a total of 2 planets, but you are at war?

2,564

(58 replies, posted in General)

a hah. i can factually prove that this thread is no fault of nolio's as i have started it.

1. i started it
2. i started it as a direct response to all the ppl who insist on blaming nolio.

hence, it was caused by the ppl who blame Nolio, and they do not blame nolio because nolio wants them to it is because someone else said to blame nolio

as a result, this thread is caused by whoever first uttered the phrase "blame nolio"


muahahahaha

2,565

(25 replies, posted in General)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

here i am, my team down 10 - 27 with about 4.10 left in the game. i am 2 seconds away from leaving the room and calling my gf. then all of a sudden, peyton throws a td to some guy ive never heard of b4. i think ok ill wait at least thru the next possession and wait for the texans to score again to really put it to us. all of a sudden rosenfels for some only god knows why reason jumps in the air, gets drilled and fumbles and brackett returns it for a td. omg...all of a sudden theres about 3 minutes left and we are only down 24-27. amazingly, only a few plays later, robert mathis runs down rosenfels and knocks the ball free and recovers, and shortly thereafter reggie wayne makes the most ridiculous catch i have seen in recent past. then in the ensuing possession rosenfels throws it to nobody, and INTERCEPTION THE GAME IS OVER

colts win 31-27

amazing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2,566

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

no, he hit the portal because he was tired of the constant ping ponging.

btw, still waiting on your example of when colorado portaled in a system, cleared that system, and then tickered you. the reason you cant find this, is because it didnt happen.

also btw

COLTS WIN 31 - 27....

2,567

(58 replies, posted in General)

Exactly. So no longer shall we shout "Blame Nolio" the members of the nsg shall shout something else entirely!

DON'T BLAME NOLIO!

2,568

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

he hit the portal because you kept attacking us, without the portal it would be harder to keep messin with those planets. stop hittin us it doesnt happen. end of story.


sorry for lack of detail in current post, colts are on the verge of coming back from a 17 point deficit in the last 5 minutes and yea. gimme 5-10 minutes and ill have beter shit for you

2,569

(347 replies, posted in Universal News)

only a little sad

2,570

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

sorry, to prevent any confusion.


SA    Week 42, 23        The forces of Black Widow took planet xxx in the xxxx,xxxx system from Norger Legacy (1065).
FA    Week 42, 23        Black Widow made an attack against planet xxx in the xxxx,xxxx system owned by Norger Legacy (1065), but the planet's defense was to strong.


EA    Week 44, 23        After a brave fight our family member Black Widow had to flee the planet planet xxxx in the xxxx,xxxx system which was attacked by Panda of family 1065.
EA    Week 44, 23        After a brave fight our family member Black Widow had to flee the planet planet xxx in the xxxx,xxxx system which was attacked by Panda of family 1065.
EA    Week 44, 23        After a brave fight our family member Black Widow had to flee the planet planet xxx in the xxxx,xxxx system which was attacked by Panda of family 1065.

2,571

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

which is still untrue actually, as directly after black widow took 1 planet, you took 3.

and no actually, as i saw the edit and it appeared that it had been added. regardless, she took 1. failed on it the first time (check to see if figs present) then you hit her for 3.
thus regardless, your statement was untrue


lol:)

2,572

(347 replies, posted in Universal News)

rofl. he did make me look stupid tho:P

2,573

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

yes clearly im making a fool of myself.

again as you said

"i only did retake planets Black Widow did took of our smaller guys.. wink"

so do you not realize what you said there...or am i possibly confused?


but here ill break it down for you.
you say you only do retakes from what black widow did, i believe that was your statement, as a matter of fact ill venture to say that i am 100% sure of it.
well, over the past 100 ticks. black widow has taken a total of 2 planets. for shits and giggles ill even say they were both from you as i dont feel like looking again.
so you say again, you only, the word you yourself used was indeed "only". so you only retook the planets black widow took from your smaller guys.
let me do some math....so you take 14 planets...she takes 2... that makes it a minimum of 12 planets that you didnt retake from black widow.
now im just taking a shot in the dark here. but pretty sure that makes you look like a fool not me? the fact you decide to bring up 1069 which is completely irrelevant to the current situation and unless you can bring up factual information saying we took a good deal of planets from you (i remember telling col not to hit you while you were warring, however pathetic the war was) judging by the current information you have portrayed about the current situation, ill go ahead and say you really don't know what you are talking about.

btw, thank you raif. panda this is how ppl feel about me making "myself" look like a fool
"lol sir kama shit for brains, matrix in 1065 rofl"

2,574

(347 replies, posted in Universal News)

dude...this thread hasnt been active for 3 days?

2,575

(70 replies, posted in Universal News)

last year
2 planet(s) captured by Black Widow
5 to #1065 -losses
current year
0 planet(s) captured by Black Widow
9 to #1065 - losses

so black took 2 total planets in the past 2 years (i actually think only 1 of them was from you, but i really dont care) but you retook 14 planets that she took from your smaller guys? wait no no questions...sorry
"i only did retake planets Black Widow did took of our smaller guys.. wink"