2,501

(25 replies, posted in Universal News)

Chapter 1: "Nervosity in the Corridor"
Author: Jabberdiah "Loudmouth" Bazoo
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* Several hours ago *

Captain Naci was pacing through his quarters. He gulged down his third mug of hubble and let himself fall down on his bed, sighing loudly. He looked at the large green costume that was hanging on the side of his closet and grinned.  "I am the HULK, this race they will feel my anger" He said to himself and growled like the little bruce he actually was.

He jumped up and decided to take a walk down the corridor, to see if he could get an idea who was racing this year. He nodded polite as Captain Anubis came around the corner.

Captain Anubis hurried down the corridors, vigoriously shaking his head. A theme had been picked, his ships were all ready, a good crew was formed and Big Gary was gone... Yes yes, this race was going to be grande! But still he felt so nervous, did I forget somthing, he wondered. In his rush he didn't notice that someone came out the room on the left and he bumped into what appeared to be EMI.

EMI jumped up and started to scream like an enraged maniac. "WATCH OUT, YOU IDIOT" He yelled, but Anubis just looked at him with a smooth face and pushed him against the wall. He put put his foot in the back of EMI's knee and whispered into his ear: "Bow down, before your GOD!". Anubis smiled and wandered off.



"Need a hand?" A void said. EMI looked up and saw one of the Captains in a Spiderman suit, together with a very hot and sexy girl, who was even wearing less clothes than the three sexy Captains he had been peeking on earlier today in the men's room.

"Thanks" he replied, "... who is your friend?".

"Oh, this is WiLd, he is such a hottie..."

"indubitably" EMI responded.

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*DING DONG * DING DONG *

"CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTIONT PLEASE !!
THE GRAND OPENING IS STARTING IN ONE HOUR. YOU ARE EXPECTED AT THE GRAND CORRIDOR IN 45 MINUTES!
THANK YOU!"

*DING DONG * DING DONG *
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"Good luck" Spiderman said.
"Same to you spidey" EMI replied

He took one more peek at WiLd's fine ass as the all went their seperate ways, preparing for the big race.
As he got back to his room he undeniably noticed that it was not as empty as he left it. He was shocked as he  found out that:
...
not one!
...
not two!!
...
but three Captains were in his bed!!! He felt his rage coming up and he ripped away the sheets, screaming loudly. His rage however, immedeately faded as he saw that it were Opti and Emperor Agh in his bed, playing with Genesis his pencils..

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*DING DONG * DING DONG *

"THIS IS A REMINDER !!!
THE GRAND OPENING IS STARTING IN ONE HOUR. YOU ARE EXPECTED AT THE GRAND CORRIDOR IN 30 MINUTES!
THANK YOU!"

*DING DONG * DING DONG *
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2,502

(436 replies, posted in Universal News)

You mean that market aid I spent on fleet? sad

2,503

(1,630 replies, posted in Universal News)

or a moron yikes

2,504

(630 replies, posted in General)

Viva La Espania

2,505

(8 replies, posted in Community)

so young .. .:P

happy b-day

2,506

(19 replies, posted in Community)

happy birthday big_smile

2,507

(33 replies, posted in General)

of course there are alwayt solutions and fixes to make it work, but in the end its all hard work that could have been fixed by just using ff3! big_smile

2,508

(33 replies, posted in General)

did you know that flash doesn't work in IE if you have a 64bit OS tongue
gooo IE ! big_smile

2,509

(33 replies, posted in General)

FF3 ftw

2,510

(8 replies, posted in Community)

I do that with sending aid tongue
roll over just before clicking and by that sending someone the bank who is offline big_smile

2,511

(630 replies, posted in General)

goooo spain!

2,512

(630 replies, posted in General)

actually ballack is the only good player in that team ;D

2,513

(1,630 replies, posted in Universal News)

chomP

2,514

(630 replies, posted in General)

would have been more fun if turkey had their full force sad

2,515

(16 replies, posted in Universal News)

they don't beat you though Forza smile

2,516

(3 replies, posted in Universal News)

I bet you didn't sign a nap though hmm

2,517

(630 replies, posted in General)

I do hope they lose in finals tongue

Spain and russia are way cooler! big_smile

2,518

(38 replies, posted in General)

mmh colonization

2,519

(44 replies, posted in Community)

I stole WiLd you can't have him back big_smile

2,520

(630 replies, posted in General)

go spain!

2,521

(15 replies, posted in Universal News)

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indeed....

2,522

(25 replies, posted in Universal News)

This is my thread and I can post w/e I want  X(

Besides; the other thread wasn't gay rubbish at all and I posted a second comment which you did not read or chose not to process..

so... go away silly ignorant person!

You people can't even define what the standards are for the "modship-profession". So you can't even say if he did or didn't conform to them...

If you want to start talking about what is proffesional and what isn't .. I think making a joke that doesn't affect anyone really is not unproffesional what so ever..

so you guys wanna discuss over opinions? tongue

maybe primo could have responded better, but you guys whine of nothing and I can imagine that its irritating tongue

2,524

(25 replies, posted in Universal News)

More coming later, with actual PvC-like content !
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2,525

(25 replies, posted in Universal News)

Prologue: "The Grand Milky Way Run"
Author: Jabberdiah "Loudmouth" Bazoo
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The wind was blowing through the big Intergalactic space Arena. Where the the anual space race whas about to begin. It was the 32th edition and it was going to be another spectacular race. A race of honour, a race of valour, a race of pride!

The ISA was packed with fans, this was THE event of the year and everyone had been looking forward to this for months. It was a great atmosphere; Lots of octarine pipes were passed around and almost everyone was holding a large mug of hubble. A drink that not only looked, but also tasted like some kind of spacecraftengine-oil. But "hey, alcohol is alcohol" they'd say...

The crowd jumped up and started cheering as the first teams entered the Arena. There they were: the 35 proud teams who qualified for this years race. The leaders walked in front, holding large magenta banners with an unique logo in the middle. Closeley followed by their Captains. Every team was allowed twelve Captains, which one of them would be the leader.

The entrance of the teams always was a big show as each team took time to show their selected theme. It was a known custom that each team would pick a theme. Each Captain would take a nickname and the whole fleet would be adjusted to the theme. It was always a blast to see as the teams came up with the most silly and funny themes.

After all the teams had entered, they were properly introduced by the commentators. This was the third race in the current cycle. Which meant that this was the last race before all teams had to be voided and new teams had to be formed. This also meant that most of the teams were pretty much the same as the last two races, however a lot of transfers had been made during the break. The stronger teams stayed more or less the same, but a lot of the weaker teams got reinforcements.

A large cheer arroused fromt the audiance as the Captains from team #803 were announced. They had won the second race in the cycle and they gathered a lot of fans by doing so. It being the third and final race had caused for a massive competition amongst the viewers. Lots of advertisement, lots of betting and also a lots of fights between certain groups of fans.

The commentators finished the introduction and after a short repeating of the rules it was getting time to begin. 35 teams ready to win this race were standing in the ISA. Ready to win or what might seem harsh, die trying...

Commentator [1]: " IT IS TIME!!"
Commentator [2]: "ARRREE YOOUUUU REAADDDDYYY ???"
* loud cheers from audiance*
Commentator [2]: "ARRRRRREEE YOOOUUUUU REAADDDDDDYYYYYYY ????"
* louder cheers from audiance*
Commentator [1]:  "LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!"

* A long, loud and high pitched sound boomed through the ISA, followed by large fireworks that appeared in skies above the Arena*

- The games had begun -

Commentator [1]: "WE ARE OFF !!!"
Commentator [1]: "I welcome you all back, to the Grand Milky Way Run"