Go to sleep jack...

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

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#56 Get Metrex to suck yoghurt out of his anus

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Damn why can't a girl post for this one. Marry a sexy rich man.

Having each of your toenails ripped out, or getting your hair + scalp yanked off

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#58 Throw banana peels into his path

Which fam is tr in?

> Baum wrote:

> Haha very aggressive neighbors killing one another, nice.

You just missed the parteh

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#62 Flush the toilet while hes still sitting on it.

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Oatmeal porridge

Get the girl, or save the world?

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#64 Eat nachos in front of his face without giving him any.

Bit too late for that now innit flip

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Keep yer thoughts to yerself, beachball

Update?

Shutup whitey

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Serenity you pos

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Camera Obscura - Pen and notebook

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Buy it now, then you can sell it in the meantime over ebay and get another copy after 4 days.

Give up, or try again?

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Or just lie on the ground, pile some rubble over yourself, coat your face in dust, and get rescued. Its been like 20 days now hasnt it? You'd be an international hit, 20 day American survivor.

120 pound man vs 300 pound woman... unfathomable IMO

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What are you talking about, monkeys are cognitive. If a monkey steals your banana, you hit it. Monkey learns not to steal your banana. Cognition is an advanced response to stimulus, just like a reaction to pain. We survive because we can use cognition to plan ahead and avoid getting slapped. Throw a man in a cage with a lion, and you can see how primal he can get. What you have alluded to is pretty much related to survival.

Certainly religion may be a survival mechanism. There is no reason to believe in George Michael's penis, but people still do. All these contentions are theories, just like George Michael's penis. Yes he may wear a skirt and lipstick. But really noone knows for sure.

If someone is portalling close to your HS obviously he is planning to kill you. Why do people even need to ask.

There are no such thing as "cores"

OK.....

Hey Rain are you going to draft me or what

Bullet thats exactly what you said when I proposed to you