Torn between Oxy and Humi atm

I'll vote Oxy I guess,he's always GF or something

I'll play

KT you are starting to annoy me with this constant persecution on mafia. Having proof or not having proof, you always think i'm mob. It's not funny anymore.

Changing vote to KT.

Are you actually empowering the "americans are dumb" argument? 

I'm also going to vote for Nolio to see if he notices it

me too

Wut?

nope, right thread

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Alundra - 4 - Skyro, Remo, Keerb, TBO

Skyro - 1 - Alundra

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Five survivors remained. Two Volturi, a solitary Cullen and two regular people bored out of their minds with the whole Twilight narrative.

They were you writers, Arby and Genesis. Having read epic sagas like LOTR or to a lesser degree Harry Potter, they really couldn't help but wonder how this garbage attracted so much attention to begin with. And then it him them: 12 year old girls. That's why.

Oh there were also two townies alive as well. In times like these, it's a given that townspeople will band together and form a solid front against the evil doers who threaten their beloved town. However, when those two townies are Alundra and TBO, there is a big risk things won't follow the generally accepted script.

Engulfed in a terrible rivalry, those two went at each other with all they had, including sticks, stones, knives and forks, homemade axe picks and anything they could get their hands on. They brawled up and down the streets of Forks, as the three remaining vampires looked on in awe. Who would believe TBO and Alundra would ever become so embroiled and physically entangled that you woulnd't be able to tell Alundra's hair from TBO's butt hair?

Be that as it may, this went on for a while until all 3 vampires realized they had had enough and simply snapped the poor townies' necks. Suddenly, there were only 3 vampires left.

Emmett starred at Aro and Felix, the Volturi villains who had killed his entire family, except a few Blade chopped up because he's cool.

- I will avenge my family! - yelled Emmett.

- No you won't! - yelled back Aro.

- Yes, I will! - replied Emmett.

- No, you won't! - Aro reply in typical deep Twilight plot.

Emmett jumped onto his rivals and became involved in a furious battle with Felix, as the 2 super strong vampires really went at it. They tore down doors and walls and destroyed parked cars, spreading devastation in whatever was left of Forks. After hitting Felix with a 2x4, he managed to grab Aro's arm and headbutted him, causing him to spit out a couple of teeth. Aro struck back by tackling Emmett down and riding him, only to get involved in a hair pulling contest typical of 6th grade girls.

Aro finally managed to push Emmett from him and used the number advantage to his favour as Felix grabbed Emmett by his left arm while Aro held his right one. The Volturi pulled with all their strenght and ripped Emmett's arms out, separating them at the shoulder. Not losing any momentum, Felix grabbed Emmett's head and twisted it back and forth until he ripped out. When he was done, he held Emmett's head high above his own and yelled out loud "NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKAAAAAAA"

Five time, five time.

Happy that they had avenged their fallen comrades, Keerb and Skyro prepared to leave town. However, Keerb grabbed Skyro by the arm, who was still holding Remo's head, and said:

- Hold on Felix, there's one last thing I have to do.

Aro, his hands still covered in Emmett's blood, went over to the sign at the entrance of Forks, and wrote:

Welcome to Farks - this story sucked.

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GAME OVER

Congratulations to the mafia and specifically Keerb and Skyro for being the sole survivors! Well played everyone!

Remo - 3 - Alundra, Skyro, Keerb

Skyro - 1 - TBO

Still to vote: Killas, Thor, Galeonis, Remo