i doubt thats true lol

alwyas like the suicidals theme

can we leave discussions out plz, and just leave this for nominations?
open another thread for discussions

There was a guy who came home from work to find
his wife laying in bed hot and flustured. She sees
him and gets up and tends to his every need. The
man is suspicious and decides not to query her
until the next day. The next evening as he walks
up the stairs of his appartment block he hears
moaning. He runs up the stairs goes into his
appartment and finds his wife once again in bed
hot and flustered. He shouts,

"I knew it, where is the mongrel?"

His wife replies "I will never tell!"

The man decides to find him himself. He looks
under the bed, in the closet, and as he walks into
the kitchen he sees a pair of hands hanging off
the balcony. He runs to the balcony and starts
beating the man until he falls to the ground. When
the man lands he sees that he is still moving, so
he runs inside, picks up the fridge and throws it
over the edge. Unfortunately the weight of the
fridge is too much and the man has a massive heart
attack after letting it go.  The next thing he
knows he is walking toward the pearly gates with
two gentlemen beside him.  One of the men ask him
how he died in which he replies,

"My wife was cheating on me and I caught the guy
hanging over my balcony, so I beat him off it and
then I threw a fridge at him only to die myself"

He then asks the gentleman how he died in which he
replies,

"I am a window cleaner on an appartment block and
I was cleaning a window on the fourth story when
my carriage broke and I fell. Luckily I caught
hold of the balcony below but a madman came
outside and started beating me until I fell.  To
top it off, when I did fall, I looked up and saw
this bloody fridge coming at me!"

The two men look at the third man and say,

"So how did u die?"

He replies, "Well I was having an affair with this
guys missus and I heard him coming so I hid in the
fridge and next thing You know here I am..."

haha, lesson learned elro

never do good planning, just go with the flow

A man was feeling very depressed, walked into a
bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey.

As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked
"That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replied,
"I got home and found my wife in bed with my best
friend."

"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the
man a second triple scotch. "No wonder you needed
a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."

As the man downed his second triple scotch, the
bartender asked him "What did you do?" "I walked
over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her
straight in the eye and told her that we were
through and to pack her stuff and to get the
hell out."

"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what
about your best friend?" The man replied, "I
walked over to him, looked him right in the eye
and said 'Bad dog!'"

who cares about this crap really?

lets just fight!!

lmao, last two are hillarious

so apparently the hacker has been identified, any one know who?

nooo, no roll back!!!

half the ppl voted for batman cuz the movie just came out, and everyone is still hyped about it

Spidey ftw!!

happy birthday